I realize that my greatest wish has finally been granted: I have adopted the lifestyle of my cat, Dozer.
And yet, I see that it's not all that it's cracked up to be. You look forward to nothing. You don't get excited about anything. You consistently prefer sleep over food, company, and entertainment. When you hear adults' footsteps treading your way, you gear yourself for harassment. You're lethargic and the days just lapse into night.
Dozer and I lounge around, waiting to be fed, dreading the moment when John or Pam comes over barking some order to mobilize.
Happy New Year, everybody. I saw only a few friends over this holiday and was full of holiday jeers. Sorry about that.
posted by Lucy Sloan @ 5:03 PM
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