Thursday, October 20, 2005

Tables, They Turn Sometimes

One of my favorite scenes from "Laguna Beach" is when Alex, the one that stole Jason from Jessica, is sitting at a cafe table at an outdoor shopping plaza with one of her vapid little friends. Maybe it's Casey, the brainless bleach blonde rich girl. Or it could be Taylor, the dull ingenue who actually channels Kirsten Dunst. Anyway, Alex is talking about how she might run into Jessica at the beach, or in Cancun, in their first face-to-face since the boystealing. She's making all kinds of disgusted facial expressions, indignant that her new boyfriend's ex-girlfriend who is also her former close friend might have a couple of things to say about the whole boystealing situation.

"I don't care," she snarls, "If Jessica says anything to me, I'll be like, 'EXCUSE ME, that's funny.'"

It's golden. I'll adopt this. If ever I have to express a wealth of scorn, irritability, or general loathing, I won't bother to go into any detail. I'll spare my listener any real words or description. I'll just go, "EXCUSE ME. THAT'S FUNNY." And we'll call it a day.

Today's picture is a rabbit, no special reason.

2 Comments:

At 7:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blog bots -- go figure! Any cute response to such bogus postings?

 
At 4:58 PM, Blogger Lucy Sloan said...

I just delete them -- "remove forever". Aesthetically displeasing, and plus, I'm not seeing any commission for offering the ad space.

 

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