I feel like the statement that J.Lo is trying to make in her new video is that, hey, I can have a bazillion different hairstyles and makeup looks, and they can range from mousy librarian girl to hoodrat hoodrat hoochie mama to barrio chola to La Lopez, but I'll still rock the look, proving that my natural blank canvas is inhumanly gorgeous, reaffirming yet again my superiority over most of the world, especially since I came from the Block ("the BRONX!") and rode the 6 everyday, and fought large animatronic python snakes before I started headlining my own plotless romantic comedies, and can date whoever the hell I want, be it a heavy-hitting rap supermogul or a bald backup dancer or an overexposed Southside hunk-type or a wet rat, and you're still going to want to be me.
So yeah, I think that's the story concept behind "Get Right".
Note: This was meant to be a "sarcastic aside" within the meaning described in this inspired "Onion" article.
posted by Lucy Sloan @ 2:07 AM
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