Once in awhile, an Onion article will come along that speaks directly to your struggle.
I Need to Have A Sexy Back Now, Too?
Taking care of oneself is a full-time job. You could give up your day job: it definitely takes time to weigh and measure the right blocks of nutrition to prepare each meal of the day, go for that morning jog, do the weight training, stretch the muscles with Yoga or Pilates, take recreational fitness classes to keep up those endorphins, visit the day spa to relax your body, see your facialist to keep the pores small, visit the hairstylist to take care of those roots, go to the manicurist and pedicurist, get waxings, etc. The list goes on and on. It's exhausting and infuriating all at the same time. Because this stuff takes money so you really do need your day job.
So what are our options? Look gross and make paper? Or look fantastically sexy on a diet of protein-enhanced Top Ramen? Actually, I rather like the chicken flavored one.
posted by Lucy Sloan @ 2:58 PM
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