I was talking to Jose about how pathetic I can be; how I will be by myself and then start laughing maniacally at the most mundane of jokes.
Jose0905: You should have seen me at the park talk to a bee, kill the bee, laugh at the dead be, and then pray for the bee.
Jose0905: I was insane!
MiccioKaren: hahahahaha
MiccioKaren: you have problems
Jose0905: That's what happens when you don't have people around you.
Jose0905: Just end up talking to inanimate objects.
MiccioKaren: Or praying for dead bees.
MiccioKaren: That is the funniest thing you've ever said
Jose0905: Look, I was really sad.
MiccioKaren: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to undermine its solemnity.
Jose0905: He was getting dangerously close to my tuna wrap, so I baited his ass, and then crushed him with my Lotus Notes manual.
Jose0905: And I said, "Don't fucking mess with me!"
Jose0905: And then it was shaking and then I was really sad and prayed (silently.)
Jose0905: It was also at this time that I pictured a huge huge bee -- the size of the Capital Grifters building -- to crush me with its butt.
We all have different ways to deal with being alone.
posted by Lucy Sloan @ 4:36 PM
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